Jason Siebels was born in a small cottage on the edge of the North Dakota/Minnesota Border. When he was just a child, his parents were savagly killed by Indians and he was rescued by a klutch of feral wolverines.

There, in the wilds of Minnesota, Siebels learned the secret ways of the wild. He learned how to gather pine cones for winter nurishment, he learned to steal salmon from bears, and he learned never EVER mess with a sasquach...EVER.

At the age of 12, he was captured by trappers and forced to work in at an IHOP as "Jeppo-The Dog Boy". All and all he rather enjoyed this, as he never once had to wrestle a bear for a meal. Lions yes, but never bears, and as everyone knows, Lions are complete wusses.

It was there he first learned the art of cartooning, taught by a blind sage who trained him mercilously. Lucily the sage was blind, so he wasn't beaten severly for his aweful art.

Jason now resides in Fargo, North Dakota, is married, and expecting his first child. If, for some reason, he is unable to update, it is most likely due to the fact that his wife is forcing him to do something sissified, such as bathing.